Sex Toy Company Release Kinky Advent Calendar With 24 Days Of Treats

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This year is officially the year of the advent calendar. 

If the thought of having a cheese, Baileys, gin, Pringles or even cereal themed advent calendar doesn’t tickle your fancy – we think we’ve found the advent calendar that will.. but it will do more than just tickle you, if you get what we mean.

Iconic sex toy creators and sellers Lovehoney have decided to take the balls bull by the horns and give the people what they want, an advent calendar that counts us down to Christmas with an orgasm a day.

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You know what they say; an orgasm a day… probably keeps Santa away.

Lovehoney’s Best Sex of Your Life Advent Calendar, which is a purple polka dot design, contains a range of specially selected award-winning toys and cult favourites. The people at Lovehoney HQ say the calendar is ‘guaranteed to spread good cheer this holiday season’ and we’re inclined to agree.

METROGRAB: Lovehoney Best Sex of Your Life Couple's Sex Toy Advent Calendar (24 Piece) Sex toy advent calendar https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=37611

This isn’t the first of its kind, but this may be the first you’ve heard of it. Last year, Lovehoney released a similar calendar but it sold out quicker than you could say ‘butt plug’. This year’s calendar is bigger and better,

There are butt plugs, anal beads, vibrators and more (plus some more tame items like an eye mask, wrist constraints and sexy game dice).

METROGRAB: Lovehoney Best Sex of Your Life Couple's Sex Toy Advent Calendar (24 Piece) Sex toy advent calendar https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=37611

You know you want to.

And, as if you need more convincing, the big box of fun is currently on sale – down from £249.99 to a much less eye-watering £120.

What do you think? Let us  know in the comments!

Images via Lovehoney

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