You Can Now Buy A Dildo That Has Your Partner's Face On The End Of It

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Long distance relationships are tough. 

You fight over silly things, you get jealous, and due to the fact that you’re not regularly getting some, you’re pretty much insatiable all the live long day (literally all the live long day).

Due to your prolific and perpetually unsatisfied itch, you turn first to your hands to provide some relief and then, when your wanking/ rubbing wrist tires, you have to make do with an abundance of toys.

But it’s just not the same is it? There’s no tender neck-kissing, no post-coital cuddles, and you don’t get to stare into your other half’s loving- yet slightly contorted face- when you’re about to climax. Then again, sometimes that can be a bonus; they may be your number one but god they pull some unattractive faces in the heat of passion.

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Even so, sometimes don’t you just want to see your much-missed companion on the other end of your dildo?

No, us neither but apparently there’s a market for a development of this sort as is proved by the creation of ‘The Wobbling Willy’.

The Wobbling Willy is a dildo decorated with your bf/gf’s head to make sure that every self-lovin’ session you have can be attributed to their magic.

On one end of the 100% silicone-sculpted penis there is a jaunty hand-sculpted polymer clay model of your other half.

A wacky inventor has created this customisa - which you can attach your lover's 'head' to. See National News story NNWILLY; The Wobbling Willy combines a dildo and a bobblehead, which users can customise with photos of a 'lover, high school crush or boyfriend'. Users can customise skin, hair and eye colour, and can even buy new heads for the toy if they get bored of their current conquest. Inventor Robert Eriksson, 40, says he has had the idea for the 'novelty' product in the pipeline for almost two years.

It could be the perfect gift to receive as someone who is horny yet soppy and the perfect gift to give if you’re jealous and weird. You can even claim that the dildo is modelled to size in your gift-note if you so desire.

All you have to do is send a photo of yourself/ your partner / your only-in-your-deepest-darkest-wettest-dreams fuck buddy to Wobbling Willy and they’ll turn the photos into dildo-sized 3D sculptures before popping them in the post to their intended receiver.

A wacky inventor has created this customisa - which you can attach your lover's 'head' to. See National News story NNWILLY; The Wobbling Willy combines a dildo and a bobblehead, which users can customise with photos of a 'lover, high school crush or boyfriend'. Users can customise skin, hair and eye colour, and can even buy new heads for the toy if they get bored of their current conquest. Inventor Robert Eriksson, 40, says he has had the idea for the 'novelty' product in the pipeline for almost two years.

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Plus, the tantalising gift comes in a faux suede pouch, suggesting that it’s not just a hilarious joke present, but a serious, intimate, and classy offering.

You might think there couldn’t possibly be any downsides to a dildo resembling your bae but, unfortunately, this Wobbling Willy is a fairly static affair; it doesn’t vibrate or pulse or anything. More of an ornament perhaps?

It would certainly be a striking mantle-piece decoration.

A wacky inventor has created this customisa - which you can attach your lover's 'head' to. See National News story NNWILLY; The Wobbling Willy combines a dildo and a bobblehead, which users can customise with photos of a 'lover, high school crush or boyfriend'. Users can customise skin, hair and eye colour, and can even buy new heads for the toy if they get bored of their current conquest. Inventor Robert Eriksson, 40, says he has had the idea for the 'novelty' product in the pipeline for almost two years.

In other weird dildo-developments, you can also get dildos filled with the ashes of your loved one. Because who doesn’t want to make sweet sweet love to their deceased partner’s ashes?

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Would you like one of these? Let us know in the comments. 

Images via National News / Twitter / Dudeiwantthat.com

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