Burglar Stops During Robbery To Watch Porn - Gets Beaten Up While Masturbating

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I’m not a robber and honestly, I wouldn’t know where to start if I got it into my head that I needed to steal something from a shop or a house. I suppose I’d try to smash a window, know where the thing is that I want, and try to be in and out as quick as possible.

That seems like the best game plan but then again, what do I know? I’ve never burgled before, and my little idea might have has some massive faux pas in it. Not once did I say I would stop to smoke up, nor charge my phone, nor worse.

This comes after a man in Los Angeles, identified as Alan Estrada, was caught masturbating, using someone’s personal computer when he was “supposed” to be robbing them.

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Last night, I came downstairs to make some tea and I saw him at the computer sitting, watching porn,

Lisa Mirizzi, owner of the hair extension home business, told KTLA.

Seeing what was before her, Lisa immediately screamed, which alerted her husband and son (two different people), who rushed down and chased the burglar.

Estrada tried to escape out of the front door but it was locked. He then jumped over the counter, before being tackled by Giovanni Mirizzi – the son – who told KTLA that he:

decked him, picked him up and body-slammed him.”

Fairly conclusive then.

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Surveillance footage shows the man smoking, charging his phone and stealing money, making it weird the latter is the least reprehensible thing he did that night.

Lisa then said:

It almost felt like a dream because it’s like, ‘Is this really happening?’

Sadly, yes.

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Police were quickly on the scene and took Alan to jail without bail. They described the 28-year-old as a transient.

The money and credit cards taken by Estrada were promptly returned, so the family were creeped out, sure, but unharmed in the long run.

Steve the husband said:

“We could laugh about it,”

Which is nice…

Images via KTLA

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